a transvestite wizard timelord in 221b baker st

princesscadenza:

unicornlet:

princesscadenza:

how to drink milk

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is this the right gif 

NO IT’S NOT

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

what if boys wore fancy lace underwear

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relahvant:

trying to eat healthy like

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bananas ROTAT E

yungterra:

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banan a

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rotato faster banana

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go

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g      O

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

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yES FEEL TH e SPED

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WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

tenrose-s:

One gif for every time I thought Hardy was going to die.

requested by gallifreyburning.

whatshehassaid:

iprayforangels:

politicalsexkitten:

rhythmew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

holding-the-rope:

shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Guys look fresh men tears

"scientifically more painful" when science can lay down a universal standard of pain tolerance i’ll delete my blog and join mma fighting lmfao

did he really cry over a post
about friends
when men’s rights activist are a joke
and the fact that
men can’t give birth
oh my fucking god

I thought this was a troll blog but he’s completely serious lmaooooo

Women across the world will not give in until every cruel, selfish, misogynist has either learned the error of his ways or have moved to some tiny volcanic island where they can’t hurt anyone

If you’re the master race, Hitler, all the feminists across the world and all men worthy of love are the fucking allies. See you in hell.

I don’t think he gets that feminism isn’t the same as misandry? I’m sitting here like, wow okay, you’re making yourself look so stupid right now.

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

candylandtimelord:

zeldaavianamerican:

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

I think he’s thought of this before

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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