don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind
don’t use them for their generosity
and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice
good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded
treat these people right
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!
It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
you learn to take the little victories
I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.
So much hope.
This gave me chills.
I reblog this every time I see it
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
- “yeah alright”
- “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
- “yeah maybe”
- “yeah nah”
- “yeah fuck off”
- “yeah why not?”
- “yeah but what?”
Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.
You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”